I think so.
Everyone knows that everything of use in the world was invented by either of two groups of people. The Scottish, and the Muslims.
Scottish Inventions
The Television
The Telephone
The Telegraph
The Fax Machine
The Refrigerator
The Microwave
The Steam Ship
The Bicycle
Colour Photography
The Decimal Point
Chemical Bonds
Hypodermic Syringes
Anaesthetics
Penicillin
Antisepsis
Insulin
Radar
Ultrasound
Noble Gases
Muslim Inventions
Coffee
Pin-hole Camera
Chess
The Parachute
Shampoo
Refinement & Distillation
Metal Armor
Pointed Arch
Surgery
Windmill
Vaccination
Numerals
Soup
Carpets
Pay Cheques
Rocket
Torpedo
Gardens
Strangely, both the Muslims and the Scottish claim that they invented fountain pens. I wonder why anyone would fight over such an invention.
Anyway, I think this goes to prove that you couldn't live without me! I'm Scottish, I'm Muslim - I therefore invented EVERYTHING.
2 comments:
You're hilarious.
Sweet.. I'm Scotts-Hispanic... yay for a growing population of Scotts Muslims. How are you a still in Secondary school and a revert? Wow! Mashallah, how's the new hijabi gig going?
best of luck and I SO bookmarked your blog.
Peace~Sallam,
aisha
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